October 2010
The Bammer.
Jibber jabber jbber jabber clang clang.
Boom, I’m the Bammer!
Horror Movies.
ARE HILARIOUS! I love them so much, I can’t even describe it. The sequels are the worst creations to grace Earth since Crocs. But I can’t stop watching them! I was watching Friday the 13 Part VIII: Jason Goes to Manhattan the other day. PART 8! It sounds like the title of an Olsen Twins Movie. Needless to say, it was hilariously bad. The Nightmare of Elm Street sequels are...
The Dash.
Well hey ya’ll! It’s me the Dash. So I got my tail chopped off recently. It suuuucks. It’s a nasty little stump, compared to my once glorious long tail. It barely even wags anymo! Awww heck. And the worst part was when I came home…I was high off drugs! I could barely walk, nevermind lay down. But there is an upside: I’m back on the couch! Miss Chelsea...
