ARE HILARIOUS! I love them so much, I can’t even describe it. The sequels are the worst creations to grace Earth since Crocs. But I can’t stop watching them! I was watching Friday the 13 Part VIII: Jason Goes to Manhattan the other day. PART 8! It sounds like the title of an Olsen Twins Movie. Needless to say, it was hilariously bad. The Nightmare of Elm Street sequels are great too. But I have to say, the worst horror movie ever has got to be Amusement. This gem is a must see. All I’m gonna say is that it has the greatest line ever; “Take care of my family if anything happens to me”. AND THEN A GLORIOUS PREDICTABLE TWIST! Watch it.
Well hey ya’ll! It’s me the Dash. So I got my tail chopped off recently. It suuuucks. It’s a nasty little stump, compared to my once glorious long tail. It barely even wags anymo! Awww heck. And the worst part was when I came home…I was high off drugs! I could barely walk, nevermind lay down. But there is an upside: I’m back on the couch! Miss Chelsea ain’t too happy about me being on the couch, cause I get my gross doggyness on it, but what’s she gonna do about it? That’s right, a BIG, FAT, NOTHING. Well I gotta go run around in circles Bye, ya’ll!