Omfg. Dead.
(via burdenedarrogance)
awhh.
(Source: awkwardlifeisawesome, via luciel0u)
My ideal husband: a very, very, very rich nice gay guy who needs an alibi wife for an open platonic alibi marriage because his parents are conservative and shit.
(via lepetitmermaid)
- Marshall: So, how’s the job hunt going?
- Robin: Didn’t you hear? I got a job at CNN this morning. And I moved to a penthouse made of gold overlooking Central Park. Get your head out of your ass, Marshall.
(Source: wrongintherightwayss, via gingembretoujours)
